postal t-shirts

[Ernie Bornheimer]

Hello

I was a postal clerk for fourteen years. During that time, I thought of
some ideas for some funny t-shirt designs (funny to postal workers, that
is), and I made a few shirts to give to my friends. I've recently revived
the idea, and I have a website, www.postaltease.com. There are only five
designs available right now, but I have lots of ideas and more designs are
in the pipeline.

Please let me know what you think of the shirts, and the website.
Suggestions, criticisms, anything I've forgotten.

Also please forgive me if this post is off-topic; I hope some will find it
useful.

Thanks!

Ernie Bornheimer
***@postaltease.com

[BraveNewWhirl]

Post by Ernie Bornheimer
Hello
I was a postal clerk for fourteen years. During that time, I thought of
some ideas for some funny t-shirt designs (funny to postal workers, that
is), and I made a few shirts to give to my friends. I've recently revived
the idea, and I have a website, www.postaltease.com. There are only five
designs available right now, but I have lots of ideas and more designs are
in the pipeline.
Please let me know what you think of the shirts, and the website.
Suggestions, criticisms, anything I've forgotten.
Also please forgive me if this post is off-topic; I hope some will find it
useful.
Thanks!
Ernie Bornheimer

Well, those slogans are probably REALLY funny in the inside but don't
even raise a wrinkle for me. Here's some funny slogans for you:

+ You want it there by when??!!
+ Mam that is the national animal on the stamp, not your cat.
+ I'm sorry, I'm hard of hearing. Did you say you wanted change from
that 20?
+ 37 cents for one letter, 75 cents for two. Why do you think that is
stupid?
+ SIGN: Shipping is cheaper if yuo crumple your parcel - then we don't
have to do it.
+ Yes we do take complaints. come back tomorrow. I'm off that day.

Now that is postal humor.